Sunday, April 10, 2005

Thoughts Concerning the Instruction of Computing Machines (or, Methods to Programme Electronick Devices)

Dear Reader,

A curious piece of information has come to my attention that I thought most worthwhile to share with you. It appears that an astute portion of my readership has been following this tale with some interest, yet the details of my work are befuddling and torpor-inducing.

Therefore I thought it advantageous to share the proceƒs of my work, which I hope will enlighten the fellowship of readers. To my esteemed colleagues I ask leniancy while my path follows this slight detour, and now let us turn to the subject at hand.

Using an electronick computing machine I am able to manipulate a software programme, being a set of instructions for the computing machine, or computre, that charge its core with strict obedience, so that anon the same results are repeated.

The programme, which is so named Platfourme Builder, produces the desired result of specifying which components of a large system I should build. Certain components allow me certain functions--exempli gratia, a component known as Clear Type reveals the most wondrous movable type before my eyes.

Once my components are selected, I must only build this system, and using such built system I am able to package a reference of my system which would rival our dear Britannica. This reference is known as exporting the SDK, whose acronym is unknown to me but likely represents Scientific Device Kit.

Such SDK is then used in my IDE, known as eVC, for the purposes of writing specific instructions for my system. I apologise for the liberal use of acronyms when English words would suffice, but I find no other way of expreƒsing my language to you. What I call an IDE you may know as an integrated development environment, or a system for developing systems. Specifically, my environs is called by the name eVC, a system written in the third great instruction language (known as C) for embedded electronick devices.

When the instructions are properly built and ready--with nearly 20,000 operations at the present time and more being added daily it is a terrifyingly complex proceƒs--the system is run in a world which emulates ours. This other world, a sphere within a sphere, so to speak, is termed an emulatour, which purpose is to test our system before the instructions are run on an actual device.

Knowing that the instructions will work properly in the emulatour, I then place a copy of the instructions on the physikal device and attempt to monitor the electronick wizardry as it deciphers my commands.

From start to finish this is a most complicated proceƒs and at times days are spent sorting out the minutest nuance of our system. You may wonder if this is frustrating, and that is decidedly so, but it is also wondrous and fascinating, and the vexation of every impediment I encountre is but naught when compared to the delight of discovering its solution.

It is my desire that this discourse has been of some benefit to you.

I remain your most humble servant,
D. Philippe

18 Comments:

At 4/11/2005 9:36 AM, Anonymous gnat said...

I can see why you are an engineer....very creative use of old english. Maybe your next blog should be written as Yoda would speak.

 
At 4/11/2005 10:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there's a slight chance this blogger grew up near a King James Bible...

 
At 4/14/2005 1:09 AM, Blogger Stacey said...

So basically:

eVC:publish blog :: emulatour:preview blog

For more fun with analogies click here.

 
At 5/05/2005 5:13 PM, Blogger D. Philippe said...

Gnat: Object to your suggestion do I!

Anon: There's a very good chance that I grew up in a King James Bible!

Stacey: Oops, you'd better take that analogy test again. ;-)

 
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